Ethan: OFFICIALLY 21 and in rehab, stardoll aficionado, blogger, problematic drunk, neutral like Sweden, and constantly in search for my perfect man. I'm kinda gay. In my spare time when I'm not busy working in the chemistry labs at school, I'm taking a lot of Ativan and questioning my own reality. I'm also yelling at my cat when I do this.
Humbrella: LIVING AND BREATHING DOLL. Her sharp tongue and wit are her shield and sword, and she brandishes them on Stardoll to call out the fakes and phonies. She also does a lot of recreational drugs, so taking things with a grain of salt is probably best.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
No, it’s a secret! You guys gotta figure that one out on your own before I spill the beans, because it really is just too good.
He’s back now, Mandy! It’s OKAY, so don’t worry your pretty head over it. Talk to him about what he’s been up to in the past month.
Oh, you poor fools. You really don’t know, do you?
StarDrama, Episode 16: Nothing Has Happened
It’s true, real life has been kicking Stardoll’s ass when it comes to interesting happenings. It’s been a while since I’ve come across a profile that’s just begging for a StarDrama post. Why is that? Have I not been looking hard enough? Have I been too drunk? Have I become complacent? Truthfully, I think everyone’s just stuck in a rut and doesn’t know where they’re going to go from here.
Even so, we’re in desperate need of some new posts around here. It’s only going to be a short update because NOTHING HAS HAPPENED, but I can’t help that.
Such overwhelming fan mail! Thank you, but my creative process is really just (a) GET CRUNK, and (b) sort through a folder of dreadfully disorganised screen caps. I try to let the pictures speak for themselves so that you’re not just reading about my opinions.
I think I lied last week when I said I’d compose something new - let’s pretend it was an April Fools joke. This time, I PROMISE that it’s on it’s way because I just spent the last few minutes uploading content to my Drafts section. I need about an hour to finish it so I’ll do that tomorrow morning when I’m not so pressed for time. Thanks for your patience, everyone.
What did I just read? Who are you even talking to?
She’s not famous, I’ve just seen her name around a lot over the past few years. And I guess she writes for some blogs too, but I haven’t looked at them. I agree that there’s nothing striking about her page.
This blog is not all about you!
Just joking, this is a cool message and you’ve inspired me to write more. We could change the world and eradicate a whole bunch of maladaptive behaviours, one blog post at a time! Anyway, I’ll get a move on and maybe post something tomorrow - nothing new has really happened, though.
Have I cured you of your alcohol addiction because you get to see me continually making a fool of myself on here?
